No, it’s not terrorism

Whenever a white man is accused of, or commits, a crime, particularly a horrific and targeted one, our leftie-liberal response is always the same: why won’t the media call it “terrorism”?

After all, “white guy does it” = “sad loner with mental health issues”, “brown guy does it” = “links to terrorism”. This is a pattern seen so frequently it hardly needs discussed or proven here. Even obvious cases of supposedly normal, everyday, run-of-the-mill murder, people might expect to investigate so-called “links with terror” if the perpetrator matches up to the wrong part of a Dulux colour chart. But if they don’t, we look the other way – probably blaming “mental illness” as if that sweeping generalisation was any more helpful than “terrorism” as an explanation of motive.

Whether the “terror” label applies or not has nothing to do with the nature of the crime. Hence our usual response is “why won’t the media call it terrorism?“.

I think there’s a better way of looking at it. Instead, we should ask “why does the media call it terrorism when it does?

On one level, it gets us the exact same answer. It tells us an event is called terrorism because of ethnic identity, or the tangential involvement of religion.

At least, religion applies in today’s media narrative about what constitutes “terrorism”. Back in the ’90s Timothy McVeigh or Ted Kaczysnky were the prototypical terrorist narratives: Paranoid lone bombers, high-intelligence/low-empathy psychopaths, anarchists or vaguely-right-wing separatists. Before that, in the ’80s, that narrative followed paramilitary organisations such as the IRA, organised groups with a specific goal that would birth the idea of “one man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter” – since the rise of Daesh, our narrative is swinging slightly back toward this but the motivational focus now lies with religious, rather than national, identity.

On another level, asking it that way around reveals something about the word “terrorism”. It’s applied loosely, and only when the context of a crime fits the narrative, rather than the crime itself. It doesn’t really add new description. If I were to shoot someone in the face, calling it “terrorism” or not doesn’t change the fact I shot someone, nor does it change why. “Terrorism”, as a label takes what we would otherwise call “crime” (murder, bombing, threats, all of which are nicely illegal already without needing further legislation, incidentally) and portion off a sub-group for special treatment for no real reason… except perhaps political ones.

So make no mistake, I’d rather we never used the term “terrorist” at all.

We can pretend that when we label crimes as “terrorism”, it’s for good reasons. We can pretend those reasons make sense and aren’t, at the end of the day, arbitrary.

“Ah, but it means they use fear as a tactic!” pipes up one commenter. So? Are you saying a little old lady stuck in her house because there are kids loitering outside isn’t experiencing a strong element of fear? That victim of a burglary, or their neighbours who have realised they no longer live in a “safe” neighbourhood, aren’t experiencing fear? What about the mass campaigns by the media to make us fear paedophiles, are paedophiles now terrorists “by definition”?

“No, you don’t understand, terrorists are organised!” So Anonymous are organised? No, but terrorist “organisations” usually work as just separate groups operate, almost as emergent phenomena, from following an ideal rather than an obvious command structure. And would organised crime count? Organised crime and gangs have structures similar to terror cells, planned crime, pre-meditated in advance in secret, has all the trappings of a terror plot.

“But terrorists are influenced by radical religion!” shouts a neckbeard, desperately clutching to his copy of The God Delusion. Well, only since 9/11. Kaczynski and McVeigh had no links with religious fundamentalism, and the Troubles in Ireland are only religiously motivated if you sweep 95% of history under the rug and pretend it doesn’t exist. Meanwhile (to bring it briefly back to the original, usual complaint) countless crimes are motivated by religion and aren’t labelled “terrorism”. Bombing abortion clinics? Shooting up churches? We need to remember that what terrorism “is”: it is whatever the current narrative says it must be. Even when the narrative claims “religion”, it’s very selective with which religion counts.

But what use does the term have? Why have that narrative in the first place?

In short, “terrorism” is a word we use not to describe a crime, but to determine how we should react to it. And the reactions can be very different to mere “crime”, as so:

  • The perpetrators need interrogated, often tortured, and that’s okay because they’re terrorists not criminals.
  • We need special departments set up to tackle it that require more money and more funds and take much needed cash from other projects, and that’s okay because they’re not crime networks they’re terror networks.
  • We treat the perpetrators differently and don’t give them fair trials as people, but that’s fine, we can throw out the basic tenets of our civilised democracy because it’s terrorism, which is different just because okay.
  • We need to repeatedly punish and spy on the law-abiding, civilian population to protect them, because we’re stopping terrorism so the population feels safe.

That last one holds so much more in America, where you’re forced to take your shoes off to board a plane but can buy all the guns you want without so much as a cursory “are you on the no-fly list?” background check. Such absurdities only occur when you stop trying to prevent crime and start trying to prevent terrorism, and distinguish the two through a magical arbitrary method that falls foul of prejudice, misunderstanding and good old fashioned racism.

We can kid ourselves that it isn’t true, but with its constant changes of definition over the decades and its very selective application, it’s very clear “terrorism” as a term exists only to create a narrative and then determine our reaction. That’s all.

“Terrorism” is a term that adds no real descriptive value to any crime. A murder is a murder, a bomb is a bomb – the narrative adds nothing. But by heck we collectively shit our pants when we apply such a narrative to a crime, or an act of war, or a conspiracy.

So, instead of getting annoyed when the media refuses to label a white man’s crime as an act of terror, let’s look at when they do call it terrorism and demand to call that what it really is.


They just want you to think you were suffering from hindsight bias all along.

I’m currently on a break from idiots on the internet. I’m less than 72 hours in and the temptation to break the fast is building with every passing minute. When Friday comes, I’ll have a lot of catching up to do. There’s a local student article on why everyone is a fascist and Answers in Genesis responding to that photograph of a creationist school test – the one that Reddit insists is genuine. Soon, darling, soon you will eat, yes you will eat heartily on the souls of… ahem. Sorry. As I said, less than 72 hours in and this is worse than when I go off coffee for a month.

Anyway, I want to make a slight exception for this story because it’s responding to a news article that’s current rather than some real-life morons on a backwater Facebook group. Mostly, though, because I haven’t written much in a little while. Here it is:

EXCLUSIVE: Saudi Arabia ‘warned the United States IN WRITING about Boston Bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev in 2012

WARNING: The above is a link to the Daily Mail.

For those sensible people with Kitten Block installed, here’s the tl;dr (you don’t really gain much more insight by reading the full article anyway);

The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia sent a written warning about accused Boston Marathon bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev to the U.S. Department of Homeland Security in 2012, long before pressure-cooker blasts killed three and injured hundreds, according to a senior Saudi government official with direct knowledge of the document.

This is really two interconnected rants. One on uncritically accepting tripe, and the other on hindsight bias. They might seem like they contradict, but like any other rational person, my position is thus: I’m keeping an open mind until I get better evidence.

But that’s what they want you to think

The Mail is reporting on the usual “I told you so” routine, and conspiracy theorists are lapping it up as evidence of the government’s incompetence or malice (either/or, they don’t care). This is always something that has intrigued me about conspiracy theories – that the government is a vast shadowy organisation capable of, say, faking the moon landings with devastating effectiveness, but are also massively incompetent at everything they do. Conspiracy theorists lap it up because they see motive everywhere. Either the government isn’t doing its job – or it’s doing it’s “job”, which is to allow terrorists to selectively bomb there own country for, well, Reasons. Curiously, the motive for foreign governments to discredit the US is gleefully ignored, but that wouldn’t fit in with the story. It’s not like people lie. Well, they do, but whether someone is telling a Truth or a Lie is decreed not on the basis of evidence but on the basis of whether it fits in with the conspiracy. It’s the same bit of doublethink that stops people realising that perhaps Alex Jones is an “info warrior” because it’s a good way of maintaining his staggering net worth. No, it couldn’t possibly be…

I’m not saying that this is reason enough to dismiss the story out of hand as a fabriaction (in fact, on balance, I’m swayed towards “true with a but” – more on that below). I’m just saying that with respect to the conspiracy aspect (yeah, I broke the fast and caught a brief glimpse of what people were saying, then quickly darted away) leaping over this particular hurdle is curiously absent from the critical thinking of idiots-on-the-internet.

Actually, a slightly more reliable indicator as to the truth value is that these Saudi officials decided to break their story exclusively to the Daily Mail. And to be fair as I can to the paper, it doesn’t have a great reputation in the reality-based community. This outright stinks of a media stunt rather than a grand reveal. Again, this is part of the “true with a but” thing; they might well have sent a written warning, but their motive for saying “I told you so” probably isn’t entirely benign.

Let’s be even more fair to the Daily Fail here. It’s still a newspaper. An actual, factual newspaper that people pay for. Even for us cynics who find its mere existence an embarrassment, it’s still a newspaper and not a whack-job conspiracy site. The line blurs on occasion, but it’s still a visible line. As a result, the integrity they have left gives them some obligation to get a right-of-reply from people. And they do get a statement from the DHS and the White House. It goes as follows:

‘DHS has no knowledge of any communication from the Saudi government regarding information on the suspects in the Boston Marathon Bombing prior to the attack,’ MailOnline learned from one Homeland Security official who declined to be named in this report.

The White House took a similar view. ‘We and other relevant U.S. government agencies have no record of such a letter being received,’ said Caitlin Hayden, a spokesperson for the president’s National Security Council.

“A-a-a-a!!!” You stutter, with a finger waving in the air. “But that’s a denial, that’s what they want you to think!” After all, they do later say that an “unnamed person” had “heard of” the communication, which is totally a smoking gun.

The “that’s what they want you to think” defence (and no matter how many details and justifications you tack on to it, it does just boil down to this) is one of the most selective and pathetic arguments ever used. The government is a shadowy cabal that can manipulate all information, yet it’s so transparent when they’re lying! They always lie, except when they’re telling the truth and some admission comes out. Again, truth and lies dictated by whatever combination supports the theory.

Oh, now you tell me…

Let’s assume they are lying, though. After all, doesn’t it make sense you want to cover your tracks in this sort of event? Agreed? You’re sure, right, that you want to say their motivation is to not make themselves look incompetent or malicious? Yes? Good.

In that case, why deny knowledge of it?

Go on, answer that. Actually, don’t, I’ll save us some time.

If you issue a denial that you know to be false, then it puts you in a very vulnerable position. All it takes is one intern or lowly staffer with nothing to lose to just whistleblow some proof that it was received and intentionally ignored (fat-fetched, I know!) and you’re done. Someone will investigate and dig down, you will not last long in wilful-denial-land. You’e been caught with your pants down by the original accusation and then been caught out lying about it! Taking this approach makes you incompetent and useless. So, maybe they are lying about this, and if someone does blow a whistle they’ll look outright incompetent and useless because of it.

If the government is some vast shadowy conspiracy with intent and ruthless intelligence behind it, you’d expect better. And the better solution is thus: outright admit that you received a warning.

“Whoa there!” You say, and you’d say it just like that. “That would be admitting they were warned and did nothing about it, how does that help?” Well, Simplicio, the reason is simple. Governments and security agencies get more warnings and tip-offs in a day that you could possibly believe. Thousands, maybe, and that’s being conservative about it. Facebook gets millions of people clicking the “report” button every day and they can’t respond to them quick enough, and if a vast network of spies and snoopers did exist (I swear conspiracy theorists actually would like living in an Orwellian fantasy) then that would be generating countless reports of its own. Except instead of child grooming and molestation buried under a mountain of butthurt over a meme-image like the Facebook report button, intelligence analysts would be dealing with potential murderers buried under a mountain of racism coming from paranoid idiots. Out of thousands of reports, hundreds could be credible, dozens could be viable, one could actually lead to trouble. Daily. Before the fact, they all look the same. We don’t live in Brazil (that’s the film, not the country) where it’s revealed that 90% of GDP goes on anti-terrorist activities. Not every lead can be followed up with a good waterboarding. You have to pick and choose, and more often than not, you will pick incorrectly.

This is actually a well known problem in critical and rational thinking – hence something that newspapers fall for all the time. It’s called hindsight bias. Prior to any bombs actually detonating, any reports featuring the names that we know now would most likely have been in good company. There will be a vast database of names out there, so one of them is bound to be the lead conspirator of the next big terror plot. But what of the others? The ones that go nowhere, the ones that may even be completely innocent? They’ll sit there on that database, sucking up attention and distracting from the real thing precisely because we don’t know what the real thing is until it happens. And worst of all, people will forget their very existence. So what this news article is really doing is no different to a Derren Brown trick where the prediction is actually revealed after the event, and the magic is actually an illusion.

This is a real effect. It’s a real problem for people in general. It’s a real problem for intelligence and security forces.

So, if these people had intelligence pointing towards known bombers, they’re picking the wrong time to shout about it from the rooftops. If their sources were credible, and they were so sure, then they could have done this, say, I dunno, back on April 14th 2013?