As the RW server is still being a very naughty boy, I thought I’d copy this here (well, publish the draft that was saved here).
In response to recent accusations from Reddit, RationalWiki’s feminist contributors have prepared a brief statement.
We have been biding our time, we have been waiting. But now, now is the time to strike. We are coming out, we are making it known; we are here to take over RationalWiki. From here on RationalWiki will now be known as RadfemWiki, and will concentrate solely on the issues of our Lesbian Sisterhood.
Our mission is simple, and covered in four points. These are adapted from the Old Patriarchal system, in order for Pathetic Men to be able to accept the transition slowly:
- Analyzing and refuting Patriarchy and the anti-woman movement.
- Documenting the full range of terrible Male ideas.
- Explorations of Men and how they should have no rights.
- Analysis and criticism of how these subjects are denied by the media.
Right now, we have our own Lesbian Sisters waiting to carry out our orders to complete the transition to our own ideology of Femme Superiority. While our main goal is the enslavement of all male contributors, we must not forget the other goals. All non-lesbian womyn authors of RationalWiki will be banned forthwith. All transgendered womyn will be denied the so-called “right” be labelled womyn, and will be classified as Men, as they so obviously just are as we are accepting only of the superiority of Womyn-born Womyn, also known as True Womyn, who have been oppressed by the patriarchy by being forced to share the better gender with these quasi men. Gay male contributors can stay, but since all Gay Men are into BDSM, can be our willing whipping boys as we stomp our big, flat (Not high heels! They’re Male Oppression) boots into their testicles repeatedly.
We would also like to note that, in a change to established tradition and established by-laws, with immediate effect the RationalWiki Foundation will also take a more active role in this new editorial stance. We shall be appropriating new funds in order to campaign against these so-called mens “rights”. “Rights” such as, but not limited to:
- The freedom to rape any woman wearing a skirt above ankle-length – not that we condone wearing anything but trousers.
- The right to demand sex in exchange for dinner.
All articles about Male subjects will be demoted to UNWORTHY brainstar status, as all men are unworthy of it. Articles on Males like Richard Dawkins and PZ Myers and Charles Darwin will be re-framed in their proper social context; that of their immense contributions to the worldwide and systematic oppression of True Women. Articles critical of True Womyn are unacceptable, as this merely contributes to further Patriarchal Oppression. We don’t care how wrong Phyllis Schlafly, Margaret Thatcher and Ann Coulter are, as members of the Lesbian Sisterhood, they should be given the True recognition they all deserve.
New articles to look out for include:
- How razors oppress True Womyn by forcing them to divert from their Natural State for the pleasure of unruly paedophile men.
- A new editorial slant on the blowjob, dictating the best angle of attack for using teeth to remove the penis in a single action.
- How mansplaining is what ALL men do whenever they open their mouths.
- General re-writing of the article on “homo sapiens” to remove the male-leaning bias – i.e, any mention of the male aspect of the species.
Finally, we shall crusade against all off the following: computer games, pornography (even consenting adults are just brainwashed), the existence of testicles, and allowing Male children to wear the colour Blue.
We aim to make this transition as peaceful as possible. Those who accept willingly shall die first, those who resist shall first be driven mad.